You're the "Senior" Interlocutor? And this is what you come up with? I'd hate to see what kind of inane garbage the junior interlocutor spews, though it's hard to imagine much worse.

If only I could join you . . . .

(This next geek is guilty of the following . . . )

Man.

Suzy Lee Weiss just never learns, does she?

I will, as long as you promise not to punch me.

(Related: Any chance you could play a gig at the Knitting Factory in W'burg sometime soon?)

I like you.

A lot.

Any chance it's mutual? (Probably not.)

To GWAR or not to GWAR.

That is the question.

I'm not sure why those kids took so long to fall down.

—Ashley Young

I've never made yoga pants — or any clothes, really — before. But if you send me a dollar, I'll make you what I can . . . .

Kidding aside, I am not in any of Lulu's demographics, target or otherwise (and not just because I'm a merman/maid). But I can see and Abercrombie & Fitch retail arc as well as the next person. …

Don't write them off just yet, Fluter.

A few months ago, I bought a pair of Lululemon pants. I've worn them every day since, even while doing all sorts of vigorous, workout-y things — like karate and stuff. Not one pill yet.

Of course, I've been wearing the pants as a scarf, hung ever so jauntily over one…

[Deleted because dumb.]

That's my hope, at least.

(Between you and me, I think Chris(tie) is as zany as the rest of 'em. But he's got the media convinced he's at least superficially moderate — and that's scary.)

YOU WILL NOT RIDE THE ELEVATOR!

NOT ON HER WATCH!

I'd let someone else handle the mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving this year.

Just this year, but still.

I like the idea, but it never seems to work in the GOP primaries . . . .

Apparently Christine O'Donnell's "forget my name" spells are working . . . .

That's good. Very good.

Or Cain-Santorum (meaning Karen Santorum)?

Or Cain-Foxx (as in Virginia)?

Cain-Santorum 2016?

Paul-Palin 2016

or

Cruz-Bachmann 2016

Who ya got?

. . . the controversy only detracts from his credibility both as a politician and as a viable presidential candidate in 2016 . . .

Will you be my non-nuance guide?

I could also use an anti-subtlety sherpa . . . .