She gets around, doesn't she!?!

Intervening on behalf of truth, justice, and the American Way!!!

Who's with me? USA! USA! USA!

So does Betty White.

She has children — plural.

Betty White.

Or Val Kilmer.

Ours?

Are you sure the blood is fake?

Does pink count as "red"?

Do you need any Claritin?

Dibs on the fish?

Kinja'd!

You got it! And thank you!

Let me know if you like the dog!

Why, sure!

How many do you need?

Why, sure!

How many do you need?

Why, sure!

How many do you need?

I am inspired by this act of benevolence and charity!

So who needs to borrow something? Name it. If I have it, it's yours!

(I have three pens, some paper, and a half-used bottle of Purell ready to move!)

Apparently someone wasn't listening to Wesley Snipes . . . .

The rules! They are so complicated!

And horrifying.

I thought in Texas you didn't need one.

Or is that Florida?

How do you know?