Don't sell yourself short, WC.

500 years on 6.5 continents — and you worked 27 hour shifts.

You never forget your first.

Done.

You could start.

So did I.

It's been an unusual day.

And corduroy.

I think he plays for Inter Milan now.

Caught a lot of heat for transferring from hated intra-city rival PSG.

You trying to keep up-to-date with your jerseys?

And they didn't vote for Loki or Odin?

Weird.

Not even the right league, IMG!

I think you must mean Aberdeen.

I was under the impression that they never left . . .

Pop Quiz!

Your favorite sort of recent UT alum:

(1) Ricky Williams

(2) Thor Lund

(3) Wes Anderson

(4) That Guy Brian

Very few people care?!?

Hardly! And Thor won in a landslide — 4-1! That's three votes he didn't case for himself!

Hmm.

Similar taste in knitwear . . .

Maybe indeed.

How can you tell?

Piling confusion upon confusion! It's confusion googolplex!

But let me make one thing clear: I am not that dude. I am not Thor. Not at all.

But Bill Cosby might like my sweaters. You're saying that's, um, out of date?

I'm confused too!

Did you just give me inadvertent fashion advice? Should I rethink my sweater selection?

But the sweater.

You've gotta admit the sweater is what Thor might call a "lady killer," no?

Are they?

Resist!