Thanks!

Provide updates, if you can . . . .

Question for those able to watch the game: How does Brooks look? What about Johannson?

I remember that NYT piece about Mitt's twelve years of tax returns well! The part about Mitt's entry on Line 276(b) was blistering!

So you're telling me that you stopped reading the Federalist Papers after the first paragraph? Really? Those fellas had a few interesting things to say about "accountability" and "strategic obstruction" and "policy constipation," as you so colorfully call it.

And maybe they were wrong. Or right then but wrong now.…

Who is "Romney"?

You wish we just had a parliament because Congress is working so well?

Hmm. That could be, though I'm not sure it's quite so clear.

Warren is a rockstar, no question. And part of the reason she's a rockstar is what you mention: She believes in protecting consumers and in the value of smart regulation.

But there's money out there, lots of it, and were she to run she'd get her share. …

Why do you think that about Warren — re: the lack of financial backing, I mean, not the soul?

Pop Quiz!

Which of the following is not either a real Romney or a real Palin:

(1) Brax

You know who I feel worst for?

Seamus. Seamus Romney.

So let me see if I've got this right:

Hillary's finances are being dissected by the press, before she's even declared herself a candidate for anything.

But Mitt Romney refused to disclose his tax returns as his party's nominee for President and that same press said, basically, meh.

Seems fair and just, no? Or maybe fair…

She's not full of leavened bread?

(Note: I've only attended one Seder ever. And only one Bar Mitzvah. It involved no dancing.)

More evidence that Donny's surname has long-been misspelled.

If you don't take that back — and fast — I'm going to sue you.

So you're saying I should wear three, or five, or seven — just avoid the even numbers?

Why would any of these people be disrobing?

Those are sage words, LaComtesse. Sage indeed.

But a question: Is there any reason not to wear multiple condoms just, you know, all the time? Why wait for sexy time? Just layer 'em on when you get dressed, I say!

Wear two!

Was this issue guest edited by Rex Ryan?

Keep me updated.

You've got Sparkle on your side, as always.