Just name the time and place. I'll bring a can opener.

No.

That was Geoff Krausly. Bully.

But Centeotl seemed like the natural choice . . . .

No proof required! You've got cred to spare with me, if that matters.

Real reason: Looking for suggestions. I love food trucks but don't live / work in a place that sees as many as it should. (Occasional Wafels & Dinges, Calexico, . . . .) Also like to find trucks that are kid-friendly (if there are any Sparkle…

I do not know.

(I never do.)

Pop quiz:

Favorite food truck in the city . . . ?

One time, in elementary school, I decided I didn't like canned corn.

So the next time they served it at lunch I just closed my eyes and pretended it wasn't there.

But guess what!?!? When I opened my eyes, it was still there. Really. It was almost as if it was a real thing I couldn't wish away . . . .

Tall Gingerbread Lattes, yo!

(They're just as good as Cafe Pedlar, whisper whisper whisper . . . )

If by "anti-rain technology" you mean a strange, blonde, hair-like helmet he wears over his real hair (if he has any), then yes. Yes he did.

I think it's because his hair has never been wet.

Have you heard about the sequel series to Brooklyn Girls?

It's called Lawrence Township Ladies, and it chronicles what happens to these "girls" when they turn 26 and move back to New Jersey. Sounds fun!*

(*Also available as Waterbury Women (for Connecticut) and Scarsdale Sirens (for everyone else).)

You're telling me!

"Oh, bother!" Johnson later remarked to The Evening Standard.

To be fair, BP, Floro did manage Real Madrid in the early 1990s.

And if there's any soccer player young Canadians identify with, it's gotta be Emilio Butragueno, right?

One kind of beard or another kind of "beard," no?

Yes.

Could also be 1, 3, and 4.

Or 2 and 4.

Or 3 and 4.

Go nuts.

Small price to pay . . . .

(Incidentally, I'm assuming the gift-giver's last name is either Koch or Bush — both for the politics and for the juvenile giggles. Fair? And also for the money.)

And Kyle is pretty cute . . . .

FLASH POLL!

The gift-giver in letter #1 is:

(1) In love with the girl (as she suspects).

(2) In love with Kyle, the guy from the gym, but trying to fool his family.

(3) At least 25 years older than the letter writer.

(4) Petyr Baelish from Game of Thrones.

Not a phase.

A teachable moment.

Use it well, please. We're depending on you.