leo’s facial expressions: a summary

Those are the dudes in the pussy posse? I'm sorry no. Would not bang.

Research also shows that drinking and smoking affect sperm... you know the other part of the equation. So the fact that they singled out women is a bunch of misogynistic bull crud. More and more it feels like America may be the international equivalent of Benjamin Button.

I mean, I think in order to be fair, the CDC should also recommend that men of all ages abstain from having sex with women who have been drinking, might be drinking, or may have consumed alcohol at some point in the past.

Advocating for women to not drink alcohol instead of advocating first for all women to have access to reproductive health is such an insanity. If they really care about healthy fetuses all women they mentioned should first and foremost be covered by Medicare (because we all know Medicaid is shity).

Because America’s treatment of Asians has been so much better? Like the Chinese slaves who were brought in to build the railroads and mine for gold and precious metals on sites bought by white companies.

Especially compared to 2016 Leo. We all talk ad nauseam about women aging badly, but can we talk about Leo for a second? I recently rewatched William Shakespeare’s R+J and holy shit.

For real. It’s not really “cave man” behavior when some dick your wife dated for 3 minutes over 15 years ago is following you and your wife around a party winking and leering and you want to punch him in the face. Any normal human, male or female, would want to punch him in the face.

Right how much do we think Bob Saget and Candace Cameron actually hate each other?

Classy burns all the way. See folks, this is how it’s done

Many years ago, back when Bennifer 2.0 was just a rumor, she came to visit the shelter I worked at. She was so immensely warm and sweet to everyone, and pretty much turned everyone not into fans, but into people who just wanted her to have nice things in life. One of the residents tried to get the scoop on her and…

The way she described Ben reminds me of many women’s relationship with narcissistic men (I know that n word is thrown around a lot, but I think it’s an epidemic in this culture.) Reaaaally trying to avoid ever being with anyone who is Brilliant And Generous And Charismatic but makes me feel small. Big people should…

I’ve never had much of an opinion on Jennifer Garner one way or the other, but damn if this doesn’t make me like her. “I refuse to be the ashes”? Sweet fancy Moses on a hot buttered biscuit, that is awesome!

Can’t find a flaw in that.

She dropped “Bless his heart.”

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the cost of living has risen since then, and it’s safe to conclude that salaries have risen along with it.

Hmmm, war journalist doesn’t want to name her fellow journalists and activists from countries that arrest and torture journalists and activists....

Gail Sheehy is writing for Jezebel now?! Great heavens, that’s a helluva coup. Wonderful, informative piece, thank you for it.

This song has absolutely grown on me (sneaky, sneaky).