At about 1:56 into the Affleck-Colbert clip above, Colbert actually jokes first about any fighting, mentioning they should “fight at the end of the show” and “bare-knuckle boxing.” Casey Affleck responds with a surprised but joke-y come back, “You wanna fight me?” It’s not an invitation, it’s a reaction to Colbert’s…

I think I’m getting too old for Jezebel. Snarky articles about an upstanding young professional actress taking time to educate herself about feminism and her role in the world makes me want to throttle your entire editing team.

I’ve been holding off taking my sabbatical because I feel like I should do something valuable with it, something meaningful and productive, and I fear if I don’t have a plan it will quickly turn into me playing PS4 for weeks on end. I guess I could “personally develop” my Fallout character. I’m aching to take some…

I think so too. I think she’ll have quite a diverse career. I think she’ll end up directing, producing and maybe teaching a college course or two.

“She’s important because she...I just really identified with her,” Watson reflects. “I was the girl in school whose hand shot up to answer the questions. I was really eager to learn in an uncool way. In a super uncool way, actually. And then the character of Hermione gave me permission to be who I was.”

Why the snarky tone of the article and all the unnecessary quotation marks (“personal development”, “homeschooling”, etc.)? Is Emma Watson now on Jez’s crap list?

He aged fine when he was with Vanessa, well in to his late 40's. It always amazes me when middle age men ditch partners for younger women and think that keeps them young. Johnny Deep has never looked worse in his life and it isn’t his age.

There was an advertisement for this fragrance in a bus stop I walk past on my way to work. They had changed the V to an S and I cackled at SAUSAGE every morning until they changed the poster.

Are you telling me THIS doesn’t convince you Johnny Depp smells good?

Nobody will ever convince me these two are NOT in love. Fucking novels are written about this kind of chemistry.

Hmmmm. Not sure it was filmed at a mall (unless you are talking about something else - if so, excuse me). But this was actually filmed at a famous jerk place in Toronto. It was a big deal when they were filming here too..

Riskier for Taylor Swift? She’s Taylor Swift. Leave it to a preeminent pro-feminist publisher to nit-pick, second-guess and habitually tear down a woman achieving at the height of her profession. It’s like when Jez pitched months of catty remarks at Anne Hathaway for trying to win an Oscar, because fuck it all if a…

“ I’m here to celebrate black history.”

My mom loves telling the story of trying to give me back immediately to the nurse because she was convinced that I should have had blonde hair and hazel eyes like my dad. Instead of brown hair and eyes like little, Filipino her. She told the nurse: what a cute, fat baby, where is my daughter?

Sometimes it takes a bit for the cute to kick in. My eldest had the whole package from day one - beautiful, symmetrical head, sweet smile, curly reddish hair. The second one - not so much (very prominent ears, terrible infant acne, homer-simpson-like combover). Luckily, things evened out a bit by 8 months, the cute…

My mother once told me I was the ugliest baby she ever saw. And then followed up with ‘You look fine now though’.

All babies are cute. It’s evolution’s way of making sure they survive through infancy.

Yeah. I’m pretty ambivalent when it comes to Taylor Swift, but dropping that amount of money on a fellow artist is probably going to help a lot more than some twitter messages. We don’t know how much autonomy she has with her own contract either.

Demi’s kinda being an a-hole, tbh.

I can’t listen to that.