Rad! Good job, smarty pants!

Such an ass! I'm so sorry. He doesn't deserve your good company. Take care.

Interesting! Never seen or heard of these before.

So rude. I've been there. Shi-tay.

Oh my god. Laughing. SO. HARD! :) Thank you.

So sad! What a dick. It's amazing how many people I know who live like this! This is domestic abuse. I wish you and your loved ones the absolute best. Thanks for sharing your story. You are an inspiration to all of us to keep striving for the best of health in our lives. Xoxo

With money in it, please.

Whhaaaattttt?

Oh. One more. (Sorry, I know not all of these are related to Christmas.) But for my first wedding anniversary, when I asked my ex husband what gift he wanted, he told me he wanted a three-some. Serious.

Okay. Two stories.

Oh my gosh. So sorry that happened to you. That is the worst - when you are around people who make you feel crazier than you know you already are. My ex husband was like that. I thought I was seriously losing my mind. And to those HS friends of yours who weren't loyal to you in a time of need: to hell with…

I did that as well. Two things: college counselor I had was uber cool but extremely inexperienced. I didn't progress at all. Either that, or I'm just really fucked up. Probably the latter. AND yeah, I don't even know why employers tout their benefits packages like they do. With what I'm paid versus what it…

Bat shit crazy. Hell, I hope you're not as worried about turning into your mother with age as I am. Thanks! Love & hugs to you, too!

I'm musical, too. So I sympathize. Can't tell you how many times music has helped soothe my weary soul. This all boils down to our mothers projecting their shit on us. Parents, calm down! It's all going to work out.

Such a practical gift, Velveeta. So versatile!

The only person I can conjure who it MIGHT have been appropriate for is my socially immature 60 year old gay uncle (he's great, by the way) who is a lifelong anything-resembling-horror movie aficionado. Like, on the cusp of a horror movie hoarder. If you still had it, we could send it to him as a social experiment…

Not. Nice.

Love this story! Thank you! :)

Yep. Do it right, be thoughtful about it, or don't do anything at all. Why don't people give cash? It's so fucking ridiculous. If you're anything like me, I could better use the $5 spent on the bath pouf, trial-sized lotion, and pack of gum on shit I really need. Like, I don't know. Paying rent? Also, I'm…

Oh-kay... :)