I had a boyfriend once whose favorite phrase in these situations was “I trust you, I just don’t trust other people.”

Re: the part about our brains not catching up to modern times. This is one of the dumbest things I’ve seen pinned on Millennials in a looong time. People have been jealous about dumb shit since the dawn of humanity.

Omg after seeing this I looked up and my cat was staring down at me from her tree with the same look on her face.

Yes! My husband’s best friend is a woman, and the only time I was ever upset about the two of them hanging out together—was when they went to this new Mexican restaurant I was really excited about. Because I wanted tacos, damnit!

I’m the same way! Seriously, you and super-hot-single-girl went to my favorite restaurant??!! You asshole, I’ve been craving Vietnamese for ages!

Sounds like you need to DTMFA

Those cats look like they are conspiring against you. You might want to be careful.

Ha, I’m the same with movies. We call it “movie adultery.” I don’t care if you went to Fury Road with ten women but you went without meeee?

My cats are always watching me.

I remember the first time I saw this article and was like “ummm anytime when they aren’t in the bathroom seems ok.” I have no issue with my boyfriend hanging out with people, but I have a problem when it is with our mutual friends, at a time I could have been there, and when I was doing nothing. This just feels like…

I don’t even think it’s so much that women are asked about their physical appearance. I think it’s that men hardly EVER are. How many times do we hear about Carly Fiorina’s alleged plastic surgery or Hillary’s pantsuits or whatever? A LOT. How many times do the pundits critique the suits the dudes are wearing? Almost…

Where in the article does the author assert anything about sexism being involved here?

This isn’t about anything we’re saying or what’s fair game.

Well if you “wanted to point out the sexism” of soemthing, the first thing you would do is “point out the sexism” of it. However, if you wanted to point out some gender-neutral hypocrisy/irony, you might say something like

In this instance, I would say it’s ok. Trump is a nut with truly awful hair jumping on some other nut’s assertion that his enemy is wearing a hairpiece. Honestly his own hair is so awful that it could only be grown from his own scalp. But in general on Gawker, the acceptability of body snark varies on whether the…

extremely appropriate username dude.

I believe the humor is in the fact that Donald Trump, owner of the world’s most complicated combover, is commenting on someone else’s possible lack of hair.

Official That Guy™ Comment.

Boy, you’ve really chosen a great hill to die on.

Yes. That’s exactly what just happened here.