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I would wear them everywhere.

I may be alone here, but I thought the video was kind of adorable. I mean, shallow and ridiculously materialistic, sure, but that comes with the territory. It just seems like the girls actually like each other in it and are happy to be there, and I like that dorky cell phone video vibe. Plus, it’s sweet that they went

So did I! She's stunning.

Ok, you’re looking for a stupid fight and I’m not interested.

Like, this amount of boob.

You would think. Then again, if you’ve really got boobs you can’t buy bras at VS anyway so they may be giving up on that demographic.

Also, she would NEVER deign to be in the VS Fashion Show.

I’m very sorry for body snarking, but what happened to the boobs? Remember when VS was all about leggy thin gals with boobs? Why did that go away? I mean, tall, thin, WITHOUT boobs is fine, and there’s nothing wrong with it, but if you’re selling bras, don’t people want Marissa Miller?

Uh....no they’re not. I have no idea why people think these are supposed to be functional articles of clothing. The runway show is more of an art display than anything else. Not only would these EXTREMELY expensive and one of a kind pieces be for sale, but obviously they are not expecting anyone to wear them.

The PINK

HA! I did too! Similar face shape, and smile. But then I was like, No Lupita isn't that tall!

It’s like seeing an alien who has never had a human body before go into a closet and try to piece together what they think a human being’s outfit would look like using EVERYTHING available.

I think it’s just the angle, or at least I’m hoping it is. The bone on her right (left in the photos) looks oddly outward, as though it’s turning straight down rather than down and to the side.

I find myself confused by the.... waist fabric(?) the most.

Yeah, I’m thinking it’s just the angle that’s making her one bone look anatomically off.

I thought it was Lupita too, for a brief second. Because she looks like her, that’s why.

I love the VS fashion show because it is the actual weirdest thing in America. It's just so goddamn bizarre. Years from now when our civilization is re-discovered, they will have nothing but questions.

HALLOWEEEN WAS TWO WEEKS AGO, GET IT TOGETHER

I legit thought this was Lupita for a second and was so confused.