The best I heard was that white people smell like wet dog after we swim. Baloney is way more hilarious. Sometimes, I think my cat smells like lunchmeat ham...

The more important point is that she’s a flash in the pan who’s spending her money waaaaaaay too quickly. If I were her I’d be counting my pennies- she just cancelled her first tour. It may be all over but the crying.

I don’t like to mention it often because people get mad but Solange is my favorite Knowles. And you KNOW the stories she tells are so entertaining. I want them all.

What monster would do that to an olive? Bleagh.

GAH IT’S SO WRONG

No, no, we LOOK like mayo.

Yes, I think that was her point. I... don’t think it came across like she was hoping it would.

Baloney is delicious. DO NOT DRAG IN THE GOOD NAME OF BALONEY.

She really went for it, too. There’s approximately 0% chance of that being anything other than intentional shade.

“I feel like I wasn’t ready to be friends with [West] until I felt like he had some sort of respect for me, and he wasn’t ready to be friends with me until he had some sort of respect for me—so it was the same issue, and we both reached the same place at the same time,” Swift tells Vanity Fair. “I became friends with…

Aaaand so what. Is she trying to justify her Dad’s use of the n word?? Pish - good luck with that.

Based on how much he was totally feeling Coldplay that one time, he’s probably the world’s most sensitive human.

Taylor for the win

Same. I am quite sure that the only person giving any of this that much thought is Taylor Swift.

I could see maybe T Swift and Kanye talking about each other to Jay-Z and Jay just scrunching up his face in a way that shows he’s bothered by having to listen to them talk about each other.

I am pro-pixie cut. Pixie cut all the things ladies, I mean ladies.

“I’ll be honest with you, I’ve had a black guy call me a honkey and I’ve also been told that white people smell like bologna.” -Brooke Hogan, 2015

“Then Kanye and I both reached a place where he would say really nice things about my music and what I’ve accomplished, and I could ask him how his kid’s doing...”

Clearly she broke the cardinal rule of modern feminism: never admit that women can be shitty people too, and never ever ever ever admit that we are probably shitty people in roughly the same proportion as men are.

To be totally fair, women who are obsessed with their boyfriends are jerks to all their friends and suck.