Are you still attracted to Pregnant women when you not pregnant yourself? What if you became a pregnant woman sex bandit, who would have affairs with pregnant women, then disappear into the night when the child is born?

My view is that if you’re in a relationship (particularly a long-term one) and you can’t trust* your partner with birth control, something’s off there. Not simply just not trusting BC, but the actual person you’re with. Especially when it’s something like Vasalgel, which is a one-time injection.

Uh, as a Swede I have a couple of observations:

Since that’s the Swedish phrase, wouldn’t the English version of that be “clitter”? Also, this makes me think that we’re talking about Vajazzling’s lower-rent cousin or something.

Well, it is a Swedish verb.

And here I thought that “fap” was the gender neutral word that covered it all.

Oh dear. I thought “jam out with your clam out” meant more like “to dance with sexy abandon.”

Am I supposed to have a sexual dictionary? Is this some essential part of being a woman that I’m missing out on?

Godzilla Vs. Klittra, I can see it now...

Veto. That sounds like Barbie’s slutty German friend. I prefer “Ms. Lippy needs her special time.” Kind of a mouthful but it works for me.

This is some Ikea furniture name shit right here

In English i suppose it would be “i was klittring” but it’s ultimately pointless, as ugly as the word is it’s based of Swedish, it just doesnt translate well into english.

I wish I spoke Swedish so I knew how to use klittra in a sentence. Although every Swedish person I’ve ever met has spoken flawless English so they’d probably switch to English to make me more comfortable.

Agree. Stop trying to make ‘klittra’ happen! It’s not going to happen.

Someone used “pet the bunny” in a Dan Savage column once. I'm rather fond of that.

Nope. Nice try, but it sounds more like an alien than a pleasurable activity.

But you can’t really use it as a verb; you can say only, “I was engaging in klittra,” not “I was klittraing.” Or can you?

Sounds like the name of She-Ra’s sex-positive cousin.

I too am curious as to what part of speech”klittra” is. Adjective? “I had a klittra night last night, and am pretty psyched that today will be only better!”

Is it a verb (“I’d rather stay at home and klittra than go on another disastrous Tinder ‘date’”) or a noun (“It’s such a shame I didn’t know about klittra until I got to college — both for me and for my college roommate”)?