Yes. We are all Normal Humans compared to the supernatural GOD OF COD

I think “normal person” is referring to something like “mere mortal” as in, not of the realm of THE ROCK.

“Joe Jonas, are you ashamed to be intimate with a gorgeous young woman?”

The Rock is one of the few people who I forgive for being in such terrible movies because he seems like just the nicest, most awesome person. Call me, bb.

Was she bitching about it? I took it as just reminiscing.

You know that there does not exist a strata of wealth at which you get to choose your own body type, right?

Ohhh geeeeeeze! This is just reaching unnecessarily. In her eyes, she was thinner than she is currently and feels as though she was skinny. Why nit pick and pull out websters? Every woman does this.

So, here’s the way I see it. Obviously this is all just my opinion, since everything to do with weddings is really just people’s opinions, not something set in stone. Apply your grains of salt liberally!

John Travolta slaying yet again in these promo images.

yeah I didn’t do it and NO ONE noticed. Seriously I didn’t get a single person who asked about it. Keep em fed, drunk and busy and no one cares.

Cuba Gooding, Jr, David Schwimmer, John Travolta, and Selma Blair? Dear God it’s like a Washed Up 90s All-Star Team.

I JUST WANNA GET IN THE MINDS OF THE MINDS THAT YOUR MOM HAS APPARENTLY GOTTEN INTO

Many brides smuggle drugs in their bouquets. Would be far too expensive and illegal to toss.

“I’m not saying you have to do it or anything, but I am saying that people are going to be wondering why you don’t.”

Oh, the garter toss always goes badly. There’s maybe a small chance the paired couple will already be dating. Otherwise, best case scenario is a couple of strangers who feel weird about touching each other. The worst cases I’ve seen were a brother and a sister who accidentally aught the garter and the bouquet, and a…

I talked to the mother! I talked to the grandfather! What? Why would I ask the 17-year-old herself? What’s the point of that? Besides, look at her obvious joy in her wedding photos!

Ughhhh. I feel like people should enforce an age limit when they do both. Either ladies have to be over 18, or (if they realize it after a teenager has caught it) dudes have to be age-appropriate.

I’m definitely going to make sure that song is played at my wedding, but no toss happens, because I want to troll all the ladies who think that’s their cue.

I am so sorry, but I’m laughing so hard at this.

Bouquet tosses are the worst. Especially when Single Ladies comes on at a wedding and you have no idea that it’s now the official bouquet toss song and you’re drunk and scream and run out onto the dance floor and you’re the only one out there when the DJ goes, “LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE’S EXCITED FOR THE BOUQUET TOSS!!!”…