Unwashed models and pastry.

True. I like the long pants but they could stand to be brought up an inch. No idea how she wasn’t tripping all over herself all night.

can you imagine what his beard smells like?

Kylie at the pre-awards dinner. Keep at it, kiddo!!

Why are we talking about Jennifer Lopez’s reaction instead of Kylie Jenner’s? Kylie looks like she’s pulling a Tim Gunn in response to a bad outfit.

She’s like a baby learning her face

I’ve seen this way too many times in the past 24 hours and I still CANNOT get over Kylie Jenner’s mouth movements. She’s like a baby learning her face. I don’t even notice JLo.

cannes is sounding more and more like the worst place

Well . . . I’m not so sure that Mariah can really sing anymore.

so, Leo is purse man, cat is out of the bag.

What’s the point?
A lot of celebrities make up fake/fun back stories. Dylan was notorious for it, talking about growing up on the rails, how he learned to play, whole adventurous, poor boy, blues worthy life (that was never really the same twice) because it was more entertaining than the truth.

Who cares? Age, name, and…

Australia must be rich in sodium chloride.

I have a hard time getting indignant about this given the fact that actors/celebrities who have done *actual* bad things to *actual other people* still find huge audiences. (Charlie Sheen, I’m looking at you). So she’s older than she said and her childhood wasn’t as fanciful as portrayed? Eh ok.

Only Janelle could make a turnt up song about the most boring exercise in the world.

What possible difference could it ever make in your life, my life, or the lives of literally anyone else?

Hey Cassie. I don’t know if someone’s told you this yet but it’s a nickname she gives herself.

That thing said my 8 year old brother is a 35 year old woman.

The plot thickens!

I fail to get worked up about this. Celebrities lie all the time about their past and women especially lie about their age so they can have a better chance of nabbing decent roles....or any roles period.

OMG I’m actually a 100 year old mermaid formerly known as “CC Chalice”