I’m not an umpire but it seems that the way to end this is for the runner to immediately break for third base when the SS goes immediately next to him, running into him. This should be obstruction, and he should be awarded third base - automatic steal.

Sherman: Coach, things are getting stale. There’s something I want to run by you.

Don’t let the facts get in the way of your story there, Timmy. The fact this “story” is still up is proof positive what an absolute fucking hack you are. I can guess you probably acted as Denton’s personal fuckboy to land this gig initially but how in the fuck does Univision justify keeping you around?

This is an unbelievable post.

If it’s not a banana then why is this story still up you fucking hack? “Bottle thrown on field” isn’t exactly news. In the future maybe consider changing “Timothy Burke is Deadspin’s Video Director” in your about the author section to “Timothy Burke is a virtue signaling fucking imbecile”

it looks awfully banana-shaped (and banana-colored) to us.

Flyers fans have no right to complain, in this situation they’d have 41 wins to the Panthers 44. The only reason they’re ahead of them at all is because of the godforsaken loser point.

Anything that pisses of Flyers fans is good by me.

Panther fan here. Arvidsson’s stick causes Luongo to start rotating in a counter-clockwise motion. If it wasn’t for Arvidsson’s stick, Luongo doesn’t start spinning and the puck doesn’t squirm out the back.

You’re leapfrogging them over FGCU? Bold move.

Good reminder from Newton that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

If I had that haircut I’d kill myself.

Remarkably stupid blog post, you’re welcome.

Very solid rebuttal. Wouldn’t expect any more from a triggered leftist.

I ordered 9 things on amazon this weekend and i hope my city wins the amazon 2nd HQ. The biggest employer here pays no local property tax and was incentivized to build here. Then it brought 20k professional jobs to the area. This town has gone through a massive boom because of them and its a great city.

Deadspin has long been jealous of Brady

Really, it’s come to this?

Usually when someone from the Dolphins line fucks up this egregiously they at least do it more incognito.