you know what other carpenter sparked a bunch of commotion in late december?

Mac Daddy Santa. Or as Augusta used to call him, black St. Nicklaus.

At least for the last guy, sure.

I really hope the Mets don’t waste a camp invite on someone who has proven he can’t play baseball at the Major League level. I get that he’s a really nice guy and used to be a famous star, but this whole David Wright spectacle needs to come to an end.

LOL Angeles Rams.

[Stanley Cup]

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

Bob #1: What’s your job title?

Anecdotal evidence is meaningless. The last survey I saw had Trumps approval among active military very high.

No, he’s on the Knicks.

Bears Consultant: You see, what we’re trying to do is get a feeling for how people spend their time at work so if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Jay Cutler: Yeah.
Consultant: Great.
Cutler: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way John Fox…

It was flagged for leading with the helmet.

Do they get the $10 credit for joining each other?

I heard he was also holding a chicken for Brandon Weeden.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

I agree it’s a mistake to lose faith in the Indians.

Bombastic

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

Found the White Sox fan!