Not sure where you played soccer in “‘Murica”, but metal cleats have been banned in every youth soccer league I’ve played in, coached, refereed or whatever the fuck since the 1980's. Those above are metal baseball cleats.

Next thing you know, they’ll be putting little mechanical motors inside the dogs.

It’s going to take my Florida Panthers 8 games to score 10 goals.

Do the Pats EVER lose a fucking fumble?

Imagine the horror they felt when they showed up to the Final wearing the same outfit.

Just another dirty Mass. abater.

They should Sioux.

The thought of suicide makes me shutter.

I thought the lost tooth is supposed to be replaced by one in the many rows behind it?

Turned the TV on I was getting into the shower. Match still going. Late for  meeting. Totally worth it.

He couldn’t hear him at first, so he opened the screen door that separates the benches.

That was pretty good, but I’m probably Bias.

God damn you 2016! Will this madness never end?

Ann Coulter, but only if she demonstrated each one.

Jay Cutler sounds pissed.

+10000.0 messed up decimal points.

I deal with the goddamned receivers so the coaches don’t have to. I have defense reading skills. What’s wrong with you people? 

Shouldn’t 6-all go to a tiebreak?

Next time, wait your turn.