That guy standing to the left of the “ghost” is looking down. Probably at his buddy who is hiding.

Understarred comment.

If the Patriots beat the Bills next week, does Rex Ryan contemplate suicide?

Geirs of War

If that mode only lets you play during clutch scenarios, how the hell are you supposed to play as the Browns?

Doug Flutie Hail Mary vs. Miami

WADA mess.

Panthers aren’t going anywhere. They just got a lot of money from the County to stay.

This article reads like my life 8 years ago. ENT wanted to shove Nexium down my throat constantly which I tried, but it did nothing.

Meanwhile the Red Sox paid $95 million for the Pablo Sandoval bench in the Fenway home dugout.

Oh boo hoo. Maybe they should have just pulled their goalie and tripped Boyle before he had a chance to shoot. It wouldn’t be a penalty, it’s playoff hockey.

Is this the first time ever that anyone wants Chelsea to win? I feel dirty even thinking it.

Wow. A+.

Are you generally aware that I have an erection?