I was completely unproductive yesterday and now here I am on lifehacker to become more productive which can sometimes become a vicious cycle for me.

Best umbrella out there! Why? Because, 1) When the sun shines, we'll shine together, 2) Told you I'd be here forever, 3) Said I'll always be a friend... But most importantly, because all of you can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh eh eh....

Best umbrella out there! Why? Because, 1) When the sun shines, we'll shine together, 2) Told you I'd be here…

I received so much advice when I started my career to specialize in something quickly yet it seems they have the hardest time being staffed and staying staffed (I'm a consultant). However, they did typically make more. Maybe I'm just risk adverse, but I like knowing a little bit of everything - it has extended me in…

I routinely consume significant amounts of Taco Bell due to their extreme levels of preservatives. I presume that these preservatives will allow me to live until I'm about 1,000 or so.

Sydney!?! Did the score not include SPIDERS?! Scary scary SPIDERS?!

Any pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.

I am so incredibly (and embarrassingly) excited for this! I have the hardest time being productive in MS Office for Mac vs Windows (not really sure why, other than comfortableness...)

No, this is the perfect travel companion.

No, this is the perfect travel companion.

"One word that describes how you work: Swimmingly." - Right Shark

I use it to put myself in a better mood! Oh wait, that is Trololo

I think you mean.... "Everything is awesome!!!"

This reminds me of Batman building the submarine in the Lego movie. "I only work in black! And sometimes very, very dark gray!"

It's what happens when you get hungrily angry! hangry!

I'm angry when I'm hungry. Money buys food. No longer hangry. "Much happiness. Food." -Doge

I have tried F.lux so many times over the years and just cannot get in to it. Any tips? The yellow tint really ends up annoying me and I always turn it off. And then when I turn it off it is too bright. Any suggestions?

Now Hiring: Sony

I still think our biggest annoyances come from our biggest blessings. "Internet is slow." —> "I can afford Internet and a device to connect to it." "Someone scratched my car..." —> "I have the luxury to own a car."

Mint is awesome about this. I set my budgets at two categories: the top level and then subcategories if I really care. Sure, I may have gone $300 over on the bar this month, but look how much I saved on groceries! No problems here!... well, at least with budgeting...

This sounds silly, sure... but can you use gift cards to buy gift cards? Think it would be useful for gifts or stocking stuffers (buy a $100 gift card discounted and then buy 5 $20 gift cards...)

For the first time in forever, I 100%, fully DISAGREE. We dealt with them through a lot of financial items and they were nothing but rude and disrespectful to us. Their terms were less than friendly and actually told us to leave because we didn't matter (mind you, I was married at the time, we made plenty of money,…