Wow, his pitch was per—

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

The Cricket-Ali fight is still considered one of the biggest mismatches in boxing history.

Chip Kelly just got that guy transferred to St. Louis.

If “fourth-degree throwing of bodily fluids,” is spit, I don’t want to know what first degree is.

Atwood, who has a court hearing tomorrow, was released into the custody of his mother, who was at the game with him.

No actually I’ve caught up on some the ass covering that the media has done in regards to The NFL’s ridiculous domestic violence policy. they seem to be willing to applaud the commissioner for doing the right thing after he was publicly embarrassed by TMZ. I’ve also made it point to note that the network Ms. Nolan…

Sure, you could say that, but you’d also look like a huge asshole b/c the statement is absolutely correct as stands, and your comment only serves to take away from the important message here.

Not relevant to this story. Garbage comment.

These are the precious moments they’ll never remember

They’re like a bunch of Brett Favre’s out there!!!

James Harrison just knocked over his dining table.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

It’s almost like Jimmy Kimmel’s not very good at his job. Strange, really.

Another difference is that Colbert is actually funny.