Frankly, the real victim here is Alison Chu’s vagina

That’s cool I cut my hand on my plastic starbucks lid and bled all over my khakis.

I thought that was the guy who played the Soup Nazi!

“Aaron Hernandez is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more, I notice.”

So this guy is on the run? That must make him the Shah of Iran.

That’s what they get for trusting someone named “Georgie Businsessman”

Too bad he didn’t shoot the gun at the nightclub. Then he could have been charged with shooting a firearm “in a way to cause panic at the disco.” 

A republican caring about something involving two black men is pretty remarkable though. 

Perfect metaphor for America right now. Nobody but a fucking asshole wants the president we have, and nobody but a fucking asshole wants to see this team in another Super Bowl. Just one more thing to endure.

Burger King is a Canadian based company (they merged with Tim Hortons a few years ago and did some legal wiggling so they can avoid paying US taxes.) Shameful. You’d think Trump would know that and could find a Russian company to do the catering.

So, my buddy John brought me to this game last night and it was my first ever hockey game. I was like, “Oh shit, Snoop’s here?” And then it was Star Wars night (for reasons that nobody seemed to understand), and after the game there was a massive laser/pryo show. I was like, “So this is hockey...”

“Also, I have never taken throw in, that is fullback job.”

Good to see Drew avoided the clutches of BIG DEATH.

They pillaged it, but left the rape part to Big Ben.

Meanwhile, his agent’s business card remains untouched.

Well, for the black players.  The white players will be described as “salvaging” or “finding” things.

This isn’t a problem for real men because real men shit standing up. Sitting is for girls.

Acting Attorney General Bull Shannon 

I support Matt Whitaker for Acting US Attorney General.

What’s the story behind Anker? They seem to have come out of nowhere with some great products. Would be interesting to see Gizmodo do an in-depth about the company.

What’s the story behind Anker? They seem to have come out of nowhere with some great products. Would be interesting…