Donovan: Spud Webb

I once worked at a college bar that bought this $3000 ID scanner. The bar owner told everyone, even had the newspaper do a story on it. This alarmed me because being a college bar half our crowd used fake ID’s. So I asked the owner why he bought this, we were going to lose a fortune. The owner smiled and shook his…

A dickhead cop, and a runner with an overinflated sense of privilege had a surprise meeting on the side of the road.... what happened next will amaze you!

Why does someone running on the side of the road bother you exactly?

#NotAllSidewalks

#BlackTopMatters

St. Louis has officially changed their mascot to the Caucasians, or “Caucs” for short.

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

Instant reaction aside, I’m just glad this security guard didn’t let the moment distract him from his real job of sucker punching the UNC mascot.

The guard’s stat line for the game: 0 shots, o assists, 1 rebound.

It is a true delight to hear such disparate accents say “Arcidiacono”

Agreed, but only if they are allowed to say “Are you fucking kidding me?” in its place.

Larry Fitzgerald’s long TD before Santonio Holmes’s miracle catch in SB43.

Sergio Ramos shows the same reaction when he doesn't receive a red card.

He just needs a Napoli.

Amateur.

The DUI police report was confusing. Too many mentions of a tall boy.

This is a good start, if women’s sports want to be equal to men’s

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

Sounds like your ass resembles Ray Lewis’ face.