Counterpoint: Which one is farting?

The dog was relieved that it was only a spring training game. Besides, it had been 13 years since going to a Phillies game meant a trip to the Vet.

So tell me again why the U.S. doesn't excel at soccer?

Don’t do it, Tom. I’d hate to see Gawker’s offices disqualified from hosting the 2026 World Cup.

This coming from a country that holds kids “beauty” pageants

The Cruyff Turn is vicious in basketball.

Euro(w)hoops.net

That involves way less non-consensual groping than I anticipated.

Speaking of traveling, that dude took so many fucking steps. Where was the whistle? Game sure has changed since the good ol’ days, smh

Little League World Series

#notallgingers

And the over-wrought gestures and the passion and the little red-haired boy, where the fuck did that viking spawn come from?

And how the goalie has already mastered the art of berating his defenders.

You won?

Hodgson looked like he was at a funeral. I bet he still starts Rooney this summer.

It’s the USMNT. Of course I’m a casual fucking fan.

Here’s a tip from a dog lover for people who don’t own dogs. There were some basic mistakes by the players in this video. The dog is scared. If you are seen as a threat, the dog will not come. Don’t jog up to it and expect it not to cower when you clumsily grasp at it. Just wait for it to approach you while your hand…

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

Yeah... a fabulous strike, but “flat out crushes”? We were just starting to forget about bicycle-gate, billy.

This answers the future Funbag! question of “Is it ever ok to wear a dress shirt without an undershirt?”