His reaction to Adam Lallana’s improbable goal today made me chuckle. Almost like, “Okay, we’ll take that.”

I once watched porn in a hot tub with a girl (at her urging, I would never do such a thing)... then nothing happened. It was awkward, to say the least. I had pretty terrible teenage years.

The nerve of some peephole...

What’s crazy is that, apparently, if you die in a one-car accident, it can’t be ruled a suicide, meaning that his family gets the life insurance payout. (Morbidly) brilliant.

“Capt Balderrama: McClendon went left of center traveling at a high rate of speed, collided into bridge wall, car engulfed in flames @NewsOK”

They only want guys that played on professional teams.

How the fuck can I not get a job with ESPN.

Disagree. The delighted random stranger in the background makes it extra special. I hope they invite him to the wedding.

Memo from womankind:

That’s 16 more Cubans than anyone from Pittsburgh has ever seen. Actually, 15. Mark Cuban’s from here.

Another vessel was encountered but when Ken Wregget tried to rescue it, unfortunately it went between his legs.

Is it a coincidence that the same day Carnival rescues 16 immigrants they remove 16 job postings from their website?

See, look at these asinine people!

STRENGTHS: Shows good size, potential for growth, gets solid extension

Chris Jones: Only defensive linemen to finish his 40 with a sack.

I didn’t know the combine was evaluating players using junk science.

Jerry Jones sees leadership potential.

We put a camera on Greg’s and Marchman’s faces during the game, clipped out the moment right after Messi’s penalty, superimposed the two images on top of each other, and ended up with this: