Hey Nathan, while you’re here could you look over our financials? Things aren’t going so well..

Not to be outdone, Adrian Peterson declared his love for Ipswich Town.

I’m SO GLAD the highlight truthers are coming to football.

/Messi completes simple pass

“Back over to you for a rebuttal, Curt Schilling”

“Those people are bananas!”

Did the approximately five seconds of bliss equal the unknown amount of time spent apologizing? (Probably not.)

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...

I believe that flop has been dubbed, “The Paella”, because it is universally panned.

+1 Maeby someone will get it

Listen, you can’t have 50 luxury boxes AND functional turf. Corners had to be cut somewhere, and when you’re watching half a dozen players tear their ACL on a beautiful 62" 4k display, set in solid oak, from the comfort of a single source leather recliner, sipping pinot from the vineyard on the roof of Levis stadium,…

2009 called. it said shut the fuck up.

Looks like a madden glitch.

More like kissing it off the Glass-Steagall Act

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

Most skill by a 74-year old playing basketball outside of Kobe Bryant.

Having Timmy on the ticket could shore up Popovich’s campaign with the big fundamentalist voting bloc.

You were awarded no points, it was a cup match.

Every single time I see Pogba dominating the midfield in a Juventus shirt, I smile. Why do I smile? Because SAF refused to give Pogba a chance in the first team and he’s become everything they need in midfield.