I miss the Falcao of Atletico Madrid. He was electrifying.

On my balls, on my dick then I bust a nut quick. On her face, on her chest, stick my dick between her breasts. Come on fellas, let’s get weird. Stick your dick up in her ear.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

“Get over yourself.”

You have to rewatch that repeatedly to realize how insane that second move was. The first was great, the deke to finish great. But the move to pull through two defenders without being checked or having the puck stripped, insane.

Two words: Claudio Ranieri.

I love a rags to super league riches story. I assume one fox will die of cocaine overdose in the off season and Vardy will begin his almost immediate decline once he puts on the English national kit.

What’s the problem? You’re in fourth.

the numbers are likely eye-watering.

the pass was pretty damn good - the video starts right after he did well to win the ball in the air twice from the defender - turned and launched it to the perfect spot

As an LFC fan, I ain’t even mad. Mignolet wasn’t playing the angles badly there at all, it was just a second of brilliance by a player who has no ceiling to his confidence right now and for good reason. If Leicester can avoid losing to Arsenal and City in the next few weeks, I think you can call this season over.

Nice to see Leicester avoiding a thai for once.

For the last time: Gareth Bale is not coming back to the PL. Let it go, English people.

In fairness, this is a huge improvement from Chelsea supporters’ usual proclivity to throw bananas.

Wow, those guys from Estudiantes will never learn.

But he uses semicolons correctly, so he’s got a leg up on like 95 percent of us.

For what it’s worth, Bonds was far better at both his sport AND being a decent human being.

John Terry announces his move to Shakhtar, fulfilling his need to make fun of people experiencing tragedy.

Serious question: Could doctors for every team be hired and paid by the Players’ Association, to avoid the conflict of interest and ensure better quality care?

“And how is anyone supposed to believe the opinions of a bunch guys who keep getting hit on their heads?”