Goodell: I think this is going to be one of the great complexes in the world, perhaps even rivaling my God complex.

Winner of the Ballon D’Grit Perepetuale.

“Jurgen Klinsmann not voting for Landon Donovan is more proof that Jurgen Klinsmann hates America.”

I mean, yes, it’s a popularity contest, but the man averaged a goal a game over some 50-60 matches, plus who knows how many assists, while winning La Liga, the Copa Del Rey (with one of the great goals of his career), and the Champions League as part of arguably the best front three the game has ever seen. He also…

He’s not even wearing a turtleneck. smh

Remember when Christopher Hitchens got waterboarded to challenge his own views? Can we unleash Vontaze Burfict on this motherfucker?

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

At his age, Trump should know a lot about “going soft.”

You mean, “for all intensive purposes”.

You can’t spell “candidate” without CTE.

Chris Kluwe is running around his house like he won the Super Bowl.

you’re right. sneaky clean and burfictly legal.

I’m so sad I appreciate these jokes.

Look, I’m sorry. I really am. But here’s what I think:

This is the worst comment of all time.

Thank you, Pac Man Jones. Thank you not only for pushing a ref, but for also bringing a kickoff 3 yards deep out of the end zone, burning 8 of the 14 seconds remaining, and only getting to the 24.

Thank you, thank you, Pac Man Jones, for your incredibly selfish, unbelievably undisciplined, and fundamentally unsound…

It was a “piledriver” I tell ya!