In Southeast Asia we’d call this kind of thing ‘bad karma.’

Klopek? What is that, Slavic?

Well, at least this is a more socially acceptable ped accusation than some of the others Clemens has recieved.

“Amphetamines? What do frogs have to do with this?”

- Emmitt Smith

George W. Bush wanted people to forget about the two wars in the Middle East he dragged us into

The referee’s feet weren’t set.

This is just straight trolling at its finest. It’s a fucking portrait video of a landscape video on another phone. People are fucking savages.

Don’t forget Bobby!! :)

+1 askew eyebrow

Manziel ate dinner, gambled, and partied wearing a blonde wig, mustache, glasses, and hoodie, going by the name “Billy.”

“Uh, yeah, my name is...Billy. Uh, Billy......Football.”

WHO THE FUCK WAS TALKING ABOUT THE PATRIOTS

A bunch of mercenary players that signed up for a sugar-daddy club weren’t loyal? Shocking stuff.

It is too late. They have infested the globe.

I’ve been in the field studying the American Plumlee population for the last decade. It is no easy thing. I’ve tranquilized and tagged nearly 300 adult male Plumlees during my time in the wild. I’ve counted thousands more on “trap cameras” set up in arenas and around private colleges. My best estimate as to the size…

First Martin Shkreli, now José Mourinho. Will there be any heroes left among us by day’s end?

Ignorance of football terms is no longer funny, acceptable, or tolerable.

Mourinho sure reminds me a lot of myself: an asshole who blames everyone else for my complete failure at life.

F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fuuuuuuuuuuuukkk!!!

This wasn’t the first time...