That is an amazing list. I want that guy to rank my days at work.

Um...not really even close to being the same thing.

This kind of sensationalist nonsense isn’t why I come to Deadspin.

Footage from TMV shows that none of their idiot “reporters” can film anything in non-idiot mode.

no one gives a s**t until someone gives a s**t

If there is a safe haven for those who lie about video, it’s Chicago.

Somebody took notes during Cris Carter’s seminar.

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

That’s ridiculous, but why would you want to go listen to Greg Hardy speak anyway?

My god. If I were a hockey player I would do this at EVERY game regardless of whether it were home or away.

If I can make fun of a guy who is himself known for tormenting Valbuena for his size I will.

It quit being funny for me last Tuesday, when one of these lying delusional fuck faces took the governors’ mansion. It was then I realized that people are stupid enough to actually vote for one of these morons.

Reading the transcript sections out loud in a Joey Barton French accent makes this the best article of the day.

The French-Algerian Connection.

When I first started watching this year’s round of GOP debates, I found them to be a circus that was hilarious at times.

Ben Carson can punt a football 500 yards.

It’s so much easier to score goals when you don’t have the threat of your bookie breaking your legs anymore

Of all the rule changes the NHL has instituted, legalizing the two line pass may be the best.

Solid commentary, but it gets passed right at the end after losing out to inferior-skilled commentary.

I thought that he only used his left to get on the bus, but no, he’s actually got a left foot!