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Incidentally, that bio scored an A as his civil liberties term paper at Ole Miss.

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

I mean, technically a bus works better, but that’s just splitting hairs.

That is a great soccer parent email.

I’m sure Rooney would appreciate the plug

They don’t get a pass today. they had james, kroos, bale & ramos available for Sevilla, and have been getting it done with inferior lineups all season, provided Marcelo is playing. He is an inspiration and a disruptive force out of the back, and most importantly he routinely finds Ronaldo with dynamic passes for good…

It’s different in that it’s a thousand times worse than a punch

Perhaps the NFL will consider a Talib-ban

I say double. But that’s water under the bridge.

Well, that goes without saying. Only player in the world where people cheer when he gets injured.

I live in the South, and I will knock on doors for Bernie Sanders if it means four years of Larry David playing Bernie Sanders.

I got 50% of the black vote, . . . his name was Marcus.

Just imagine the embarrassment of that sophomore who ruined a few by putting them in the spokes of his bicycle.

Pro tip: dont eat the gum that comes with those cards. Just... Don't.

*gets a shot of freshman Lisa*

It’s a reverse gerrard.

Let the record show that I am a 32 year old educated man with a wife and son and, until today, I thought there was an offshoot of the German language spoken in Austria called Austrian.

I’m going to go with no, but only because Austrian isn’t a language.

He’d work Ronaldo’s ass over on NHL 94.