Raise your hand if you paid for sex.

what a time to be alive

Isco and Malaga qualifying for UCL was just as fun as watching Silva and Villa turning heads at Valencia...then I think of Pep’s Barcelona... oh man, Pep’s Barcelona...

The problem was the situation not the player. Di Maria can easily make a case for being the best attacking midfielder in the world. In fact, I think he is the piece of the Jenga tower that was RM last year. Isco and James are simply not on the level of Di Maria and Madrid’s attack is not as effective against other top…

Sucks when things don’t go Uruguay.

He would look pretty good in a Bournemouth shirt, I agree.

Comparing him with Torres is a bit much - Cavani had 31 goals last season, 6 coming in the Champions League, and 56 in the two full seasons he’s played in Paris. When Torres was 28 (as Cavani is now) he had scored 34 in his past two seasons.

That Di Maria fella is pretty good. I’m sure a goal-starved Premier League club could use his vision and passing touch.

.....add more pep to your GIF game.....

The only sacking that Jose deserves, is courtesy a teabag from Wenger. Seriously, glad Eva is pursuing a level of justice, more power to her.

“according to The Secret Footballer, Cesc Fàbregas is leading a “mini-revolt” against Mourinho”

Or Rip Torn.

This may get me expelled for saying this, Clark, but I love those uniforms. Especially the socks.

He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.

“Hopefully, they didn’t miss the comeback.”

probably because of that big fuckin black shape in front of his face

Well, for me playing in rec city leagues, I can tell you that turf ensures you will shear all the skin from both your knees immediately and end up with rubber pellets all over your apartment.

Probably more oxy.

If there’s one thing Irsay can handle, it’s a bunch of downers.

There’s no telling what Irsay will do when he sobers up and sees he’s in charge.