“OH GOD THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER!!!!”

It’s almost incredible, the speed with which we can be unimpressed with things.

Serge-KDB-Silva...like come on man. This is some Ultimate Team type shit.

+1 pass the visine bruh

Looks like its curtains for her.

You really don’t think he would’ve taken the timeout of his day to help?

Chris Webber would not have stopped to help.

I’m so proud of you.

Wearing a Fab Five Jalen Rose jersey when stranded by the side of the road is an international signal of distress.

[cums]

If only every player had a gun on the field, it would be much safer.

The Rolling Stones agree.

When you’ve been actively refusing to field an NFL caliber team for years, is it really a stretch to refuse to color in some numbers while you’re at it?

.gif responses are the Sunderland of Deadspin comments.

Mind you, back home in Wolfsburg, the score is reported as 2-1 win for the Wolves

Ahhh, those were the days. For me that's still his finest goal. First touch, pullback, top of the net. Perfection.

That’s what happens when you lower the CPU difficulty at half time.

But could he do it on a rainy night in Stoke?