Why make a children’s movie about a woman who skins dogs for fur, then draw the line at her puffing a sweet Macanudo?

Come on man. At least 33 hours before pushing out the spoilers. God damn. I’ve already seen it but this is still a dick move

I won’t give anything away but during the scorpion scene; the exchange between her and Pontius is probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen/heard on Jackass.

Yes, Stern has never been “cancelled” before. You dullard.

I live on Earth in the United States of America where women are sentenced to less prison time than men for the same crimes because judges think we should be at home taking care of the kids and our constitutions are too weak for prison.

Weird how Craig’s Bond forgot he had been married and fought 3 different Blofelds before already...

“If you have a problem with our communication, ask for a refund”
“okay, refund me then”
“UGH PRIVILEGED CHILDREN”

If any part of you is “grinning,” I think you’re the complete asshole in this situation.

He could’ve sang “Imagine”.

Such a ridiculous character with the thinnest motivation, but I agree that she was great as Jill. 

I understand your point, and I am starring you and Adobe Diva for being civil which I can scarcely maintain as this subject intensively triggers me. People at which age? She is a thirty-year old married woman whose reckoning has come only because we have a president who says the quiet part out loud?

Speculation is very, very different from describing someone as debuting a relationship. Especially when the implication is that they took advantage of an anti-racist movement just to get attention.

Gaetz, suddenly and inexplicably, feels the need to adopt a new son.

Do not fuck with the teachers. They’ve seen some shit, man. From demon hell-spawn, to helicopter parents, to incompetent administration; they are not here for your nonsense...

this seems counter productive to a money making company

Florida and Texas are bad, but have you seen Idaho? The far right wing lieutenant governor and bar owner is openly defying the Republican governor’s (reasonable) stay at home order with phased re-openings. She openly supports the Bundy clan that invaded the wildlife refuge and has been photographed with white…

Legal expert Glenn Kirschner has been calling the GOP handling of the pandemic (both federal and state) NEGLIGENT GENOCIDE, but I think at this point it’s just straight-up MASS MURDER, because they're quite specifically cognizant of what they're doing to engineer all the inevitable death.

The fact is that the USWNT could not beat any of the teams the USMNT plays, 9 times out of 10, and everyone involved is aware of that fact.

These reviews would be embarrassing enough if they were uploaded to a teen’s youtube channel, but it’s honestly disappointing to see them posted on Jezebel. There’s nothing admirable about hiding behind a lazy, narrow minded approach to film as art; this shouldn’t need to be said on a progressive site. Let’s leave…

Er... You start off with "I'm not defending the arrest," but by the end your comment reads almost like "oh, that poor cop, forced, forced into such a terrible situation! The poor dear!"