It wouldn't be authorized. Stan Beeman: Rogue Fed. Husband, father, loverman, executioner. He knows her schedule. He could pass it along to Oleg and make a side deal depending on how guilty he still feels by mid-to-late season.

Stan could end up trading her for Nina.

We might need a whiteboard and dry erase marker to diagram this all out but if Buddy #1 still identifies as straight he now has to concede that he's not straight AF, right? To skip past receiving (feet in the water) right to receiving and giving (10M dive)? I think you're overestimating the C-Tates Effect.

Would Wahlberg wear a gimp suit in a movie and let Danny McBride lead him around with a leash and make jokes about him being his sex slave? At the least Tatum has more of a sense of humor about himself.

All of the violence and hallucinations from the movie are beyond my current recall ability but to this day I can't shake the unsettling image of Ginger Stephen Rea.

There's little way to avoid it. Many fans of serial dramas now spend half their time discussing it online trying to get ahead of the plot. Everything is assumed to be foreshadowing. Nothing is accepted as atmosphere until after the final episode.

It is an abrupt cut to black but we can imagine a happier ending. She stops being coy, describes going down on "Canada's superstar of the 80s"* to her husband in loving detail, he relaxes and says "That does sound pretty awesome." They turn the car around to go listen to the band practice and stare at the center front…

Inventory "I Scarf the Body Electric:" 16 Rock Songs from the 80s about Oral Sex

If that isn't a retcon and the director did his diligence in asking Adams what the song was about to him that means at the end of the video the woman is looking back in wistful reminiscence at the memory of fellating Bryan Adams. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Not for Sook. She could be decapitated in a cliffhanger and I'd fully expect her head to reattach itself in the next cold open via a rainbow-colored fae lasso springing out of her neck stump. She would then have sex with a character who has supernatural powers to celebrate.

You killed your happiness, Lala. In very much a literal sense.

Here lies Deputy Kevin: he died so that someone, somewhere might actually believe any of those female characters are in danger.

He told his last girlfriend he'd take care of her kid. Then he mourned her for about 36 hours real time before impregnating his new girlfriend and leaving the dead girlfriend's kid with her werewolf granny and the pack who killed his new girlfriend's co-workers, which his dead girlfriend more or less made him promise…

Which is fine. I have no opinion either way on that, much as any opinion of mine on the subject would be worthless. I just don't see why they didn't shoot it in a different way.

To be fair, let's start naming characters on this show who aren't murderers many times over and see how far we get.

I assume she just has a no-nudity clause or objects to it. Her choice, just as it's the show runner's choice not to include shots that make it that obvious.

How is the Hep-V crisis supposed to be Sookie's fault, anyway? Didn't she skip almost all that to go in circles with Warlow?

They have vampire demigods, stupid, sexy fairies, witches, shape shifters, bedbugs and ballyhoo but Jessica covering her nipples with her hands during sex is, to date, the least plausible thing to occur on the show.

Are you counting the times audience members asked each other "Who the fuck is that?" when they saw the new guy playing Jessica's boyfriend?

Last season. Time's short. Let's devote 5-10 minutes of the first episode to mourning (or sass-philosophizing about) a character who is 140% not (true) dead.