You’re gonna feel so silly when True remixes the photo of that hedge on a 19 foot dress train to start her clothing line

Has there ever been a Canadian supermodel? Asking for a commenter.

That sucks. Feel bad for Dina. I’d be crushed if my Canadian supermodel girlfriend ever broke up with me which she won’t because she told me I’m the greatest guy she’s ever spoken to and she can’t wait to meet me once her schedule has even one open day in the next two to three years so just wait for me baby because…

I’ve definitely had blenders that lasted through a few relationships.

Faces come out of the rain.

Mr. Tipton and I met on-line and in person 6 months later. I lost 33 pounds and 5 (FIVE) levi sizes during those 6 months merely because, as my sister ever-so-delicately explained, “Damn, all your juices are finally flowing like they’re supposed to.” Married 20 years this year.

Uh huh.  Broke up with her juuuuuuust before she was going to see him in person.  And he was going to PROPOSE.  Sure.  He’s a normal person.

I’m so confused. Why would his friend writing a book about a woman (?) be something for her to get angry about in the first place? I feel like there’s a huge chunk missing, here.

People are strange, particularly when you’re a stranger.

My other half sleep talks and I always forget what he says in my half conscious state! One time though I wrote it down because I couldn’t stop laughing:

Shelter Cat Update!

Milk ducks does having me giggling though. Am considering changing it back. 

Gotcha covered (as long as you have $18 million and don’t mind living underground):

You would love my friends’ house!

I want to give you more stars but they only give me one. My daughter is currently in a well respected private school in Oregon wine country. She got herself there through hard work and perseverance. Even with a scholarship covering half her mother and I are splitting 25k a year in student loans. Is it a burden? More…

Like, I totally remember her as Yzma in Emperor’s New Groove better anyway! ;p

Still, not a bad evening.

Yeah I was a little bit surprised, like.... is that how we’re describing her now? “Batman star Eartha Kitt” ???

Now Lori is going to be USC as well. (Up shit creek)

Are you suggesting there’s hypocrisy in the “faith community” (particularly amongst those - like Laughlin - who make a living exploiting it)? Shocking.