I think it’s an attempt to avoid dehumanizing them, by acknowledging they are people in a situation, and not merely their situation.

I am in the same place and I cannot imagine for a second leaving my child homeless. I just don't understand how anyone could do that to their child.

As the parent of an adult daughter who hasn’t always made decisions that I would have wanted her to make, let me be the first to say you don’t kick your kids out of the house just because they quit college if you “love them very much.” 

Getting kicked out of your home is rarely perceived as an act of love.

I’ve made my choices. 

. . . but what could possibly be grosser than snail mucus?

“This year, because I am freaking out so much, I just want massages, I want to do like a tea ceremony with crystals and we’re going to eat someone’s face on the side of a highway — we’re not pregnant.”

This sounds way better than my bath salts themed baby shower.

Me: “...Somebody just needs to grow a pair and step up. I’m shockingly available. I have made it very clear.”

Instagram likes-collector is not a career

I see nothing wrong with what she said! 

I knowI know this is morbid but mymom has a hospice social worker and all I want to do is buy an old Victorian Mansion in Maine and fill it with terminally ill dogs that I can just give lots of steak to and to keep very very comfortable. I don’t particularly want terminally-ill dogs, but I just feel like since they…

“As part of that situation, the Queen informed Prince William that the items from the Royal Collection worn by Princess Diana would not immediately be made available to Meghan.”

Man, it’s good to know that the Queen really learned her lesson about being shitty to the family’s spouses... 

Gotta love how the racist Brit tabloids straight up projects their racism onto the fucking queen.

Pretty sure the OP is referring to their atrocious employment practices and not their product quality. I’m surprised Barrymore went this route, since it’s long established that the appropriate superstore venue for celebrity licensed products is Target.

Walmart though??? 

Every time I see that picture of him, I want to hit him with a broom.

I love Chrissy T. Happy she is happy because her jokes bring joy to my life. 🌻

Which James Blake are we talking about here? If tennis player, I can listen to him all day long.