I think we can safely file Kate Plus 8 in the ... not as wholesome category? They were cute as toddlers, and I will admit to watching the show. (Grad school was a dark time.) But things went off the rails when that marriage disintegrated, and I do not feel good about contributing to their continued exploitation.

Nadya Suleman was clearly someone who wasn’t “all there” and that was part of the media’s obsession with her. She was “irresponsible” and “crazy” but Michelle Duggar getting pregnant until she died/until she couldn’t be pregnant anymore was a wholesome narrative about self-sufficiency and “personal accountability”

It makes me wonder if he pulled the “I won’t make it if you leave me” line out of the abuser’s toolbag and she was particularly susceptible to it because of her brother.

Oh my God that poor family. I can’t stop thinking about her mother. 

Papenheim studied psychology at Erasmus University with a focus in suicide, which resulted in her brother’s death in 2015.

I’m okay with this so long as his future obit is written as “Clint Eastwood, mortal enemy of empty chair, dies at X”

This could be the title of my autobiography.

With out wine, they are nothing, just 2 boring women.

See, I watch enough Real Housewives to know that mediums and seances is just rich people shit and a reason to have a dinner party where everyone screams at each other.

I had no idea people still wore thongs.

The crazier thing about the Kim K interview is that she sleeps in a thong. Does she just love being uncomfortable?

After years of vacillating whether he is physically hot or not, I am still unsure about Drake. What I have come to realize with full certainty is that he is embarrassingly lame, which is never hot.  

When Hillary jumped on stage she set it off.

I love it. It’s the veil of my dreams. When I was 8. 

I’m landing firmly in the “go home” camp on this one.

If they’re genuinely happy, great... but they’re making this big fuss, which you know is probably irritating those close to them on some level, and broadcasting it for the world, and the world is like:

Baguette seems like a name more suitable for a dachshund, but - Manolo! Damn, that Manolo is looking scrumptious. What was I talking about?

God gave him a civil war cannon for a penis and an old JC Penney catalog he found on the railroad tracks for a brain.

Weirdly, people getting married quickly after a long term break up is more common than it should be. Not sure if it’s clarity, revenge, desperation, the universe or a combination of the above. But what are the chances the one just happened to be right around the corner the moment they walked out of the door? 

At 29, I have seen J.Lo through 3 marriages and Ben Affleck