This rumour has been around for years and frankly I think it’s an absurd stipulation so why would she agree to it? Also, how would anyone except the law firms and the two parties know the terms of their divorce?

Good Lord would that be amazing if Jamie Foxx adopts Suri. There is no way Tom Cruise would allow that. But holy shit what if it happens?????????????? It all sounds made up just to fuck with us.

I, as an American working in immigration law, would also like to be left alone in Canada.

“Let me tell you, that’s when the red table turns upside down and it won’t be red no more!”

I know I enjoy how “supportive” and “smart” all the articles here about mental health issues are.

I haven’t seen much Bynes stuff, but what I have seen her in, she has *such* great comedic timing and improv ability. Was super bummed when she was clearly out of control.

This is why I hide when I see a camera.

while i cannot speak to your visage, i can say that with the exception of these ones, i like the look of your words.

Literally me. I can take selfies- sort of? I guess because I can control it. But if I see a picture of me taken by someone else I freak out.

I had my picture taken for a brochure that exists at a college I graduated from.  I am terrified I’ll see it one day.  I don’t want to see it.  Ever.

I can relate, I guess. I’m thrown into a depression every time I see a photo of myself, regardless of how I’m dressed or styled. 

So, the Dunham piece is going to get its own post?

Does anyone else with an Android (Pixel, specifically) experience greater and greater trouble (endless progress wheel, freezing) when trying to comment and look at replies? Sometimes to often, and always with The Slot. Is there any hack to fix?

Isn’t having a nonconsensual audience the entire crux of Louis CK’s kink?

As I get older, I have less tolerance for people who believe in magical bullshit. Chemtrail loons, Anti-Vaxers, flat earthers, the cable company wants your driver’s license number, but in reality they don’t, and they already know where you live, so? I know a guy who won’t get cable because he’s afraid the cable…

Why hold it in? Offend these people and hopefully they won’t bring their disease vectors near your family.

Eh. People are already screaming that science and reality have a liberal bias. Why not bring dictionaries into the fold, too?

I can’t wait for people to start screaming about dictionaries having a liberal bias 

Damn. Dictionary bringing the heat

...as if there aren’t racists in other places?  Multiple genocides are currently underway in Brazil, Peru, Indonesia, and elsewhere.  Even Canada is under the lens for forced sterilization of minority women.

Yeah, my first thought after finding that out “oh, so it’s not the worst thing he’s ever written.”