In other news, they had the premier for Fantastic Beasts 2 and Ezra Miller wore this:

“a daughter named Banks”

It is. I am divorced after 20+ yrs...love living alone. Got a doggie.

Another old here. I am stunned that people of a certain age get married. Should Mr.Oggy shrug off his mortal coil after donkey’s years of wedded bliss, I would be devasted, obviously, then totally embrace single personhood. No cooking, no cleaning, movies whenever I want, and maybe an occasional friend with benefits…

I know right? Wake me up when she hits 9 years.

I’m a casual reality TV watcher at best. Is it customary to live-tweet your own show? What is the etiquette?

 But he did take the commercial pitchman job for Carl’s Jr/Hardees and his vocal bombosity in them always makes me feel embarrassed for him.

Fred Willard seems like an obvious choice to parody Trump

Cardi and Fran would be amazing omg. I love Fran, I have always thought she was sooo gorgeous and funny and wondered why she didn’t get a hit after The Nanny. Alec Baldwin has always been trash, and his newish wife is also trash, we shouldn’t be giving him a platform anymore. Plenty of people can play Donald and quite…

Mostly typical young guy with a big mouth stuff... he made a joke on SNL about switching out her birth control for tic tacs, he’s made a joke about the Manchester attack.  Nothing HUGE, but enough to shake your head. 

Um, she wasn’t though. He’s clearly poking fun at himself, the idiot who proposes to girls 5 minutes after meeting them. There was nothing mean-spirited about his joke. 

I’m an Ariana Grande fan in general, but yeah, I didn’t see the harm in this. If I were a comedian I’d probably be working this shit into my material, too; you know everyone is thinking about it every time they see you.

This.

Who else thinks a “normal person” means a 22 year-old yoga instructor from a wealthy family with a lifestyle blog?

Heads up for Barbra fans: THIS IS HAPPENING TONIGHT on The Late Late Show:

I’ve been a fan of Debra Winger since she was Wonder Girl.

And I’m not sure I’d heard of Jessie J. Before “[Channing] Tatum has been dating singer Jessie J.” But I did; just this morning! I received an email - one of the five I get everyday from World Market - inviting me (ME! ha.) to “meet International Star Jessie J. Saturday afternoon at the World Market Store on 3rd and…

Wait. Bagans said “God must hate me...” because Post SURVIVED a plane and car crash?

I learned the hard way never to abbreviate “Time & Attendance” or “analysis.”  Probably the best e-mail I ever sent to the executive team.

He likes the smell of her in the morning?