But I thought Taylor Lautner was....nevermind.

And not even in a white trash, we all had kids at 14 way.

‘homonymous love once again’...not sure it’s spelled that way, but we get what you mean. 

Yeah it’s gross. If someone in their 70's asks their partner where they were on 9/11, the answer shouldn’t be “In first grade”.

The store brand almond butter I buy (Harris Teeter) says you’re supposed to “refrigerate after opening.”

The lengths to which he’s gone to screw with her are astounding to me. Setting up residence in a conservative state that recognizes embryo’s personhood, getting a new drivers license —these things take time and research and effort and planning and hassle. I can’t imagine devoting that much energy to making someone…

When you’re still single at 45, they stop asking you directly. They just whisper among themselves about how they knew all along you were gay.  

 love me some George Michael. 

Is he...still, though? People are allowed to lose their shit and get it back together, especially when they suffer from the mental health problems that JC does.

Meghan gave a speech on the 125th anniversary of womens’s suffrage in NZ which was probably the more important thing she did yesterday than making that girl lose it

Earlier this week, my 16-year-old dog wandered off and I spent two terrifying hours looking for her in the woods in the dark and cold before learning she had been hit by a car and killed. I’m an introvert, perpetually single, and not someone with a lot of friends, so I spent way more time with that dog than any human…

Can we make this into a show me your pet thread? After all the shit that’s been happening, I could use some happy animal faces.

Wow that’s early!

I voted for Beto today, and made my boyfriend go too. Feels like one good thing in all the bad today. 

Last week I gleefully posted that I was pregnant. A few days later I miscarried. I don’t even know what to say about it, beyond the fact I’m crushed.

Well she tried to be vague about it in that Huffington Post interview that published earlier this week:

She and Jeffrey met while working in the Carter administration and Jeffrey teaches constitutional law at Yale.

I respectfully disagree with Julia’s position, and I think the Hallmark Channel will back me up here. Sure you have to write your rom coms for over 30 differently but they still work. They just might not sell on Netflix.

Alex Rodriguez and J.Lo make so much sense together on paper, it’s a wonder it took them so long to get together.

Fabulously wealthy people live in 60k a month condominiums while homeless black folk live on the street below their palatial marble walls. Sick bro