I hate the idea of a Revenge Body. It’s insane. What do you even hope to gain, here?  To make the guy regret cheating on you?  And then what?  Like, I get being mad, and I’m all for exercise as therapy, but this kind of crap is not healthy or reasonable.

He’s a tequila salesman! This is a very good thing to know about him!

I think it’s pretty clear Ariana loves to sing. Are you suggesting she probably would have been happier being another average, struggling, fucked-over millennial? 

Who will get custody of Piggy Smalls?

I’m sorry for these young ‘uns. It’s hard enough being in a relationship, but they had to deal with the eyes of the world, rampant gossip and speculation about his mental health (and hers after Mac Miller died), and an inordinate amount of snark and hate towards them.

This is Ryan Adams, not Bryan Adams.

Gonna be real hard for me to watch a pregnant lady get murdered in 2018.

I haven’t seen The Wife yet, though I’ve heard she’s great (as always) and carries an otherwise slow film. But never forget Peter O’Toole - seven nominations, no wins. They finally gave him a lifetime achievement statue. (They also did this for Lauren Bacall, who’d been passed over for 60 years before they gave her…

I saw it and now I feel like the entire world is conspiring to prank me because all I’ve heard and read is rave reviews and how great it is, but it was legitimately the worst movie I’ve seen in years.

Harron, the Academy decided not to do that ‘popular film’ category after all.

Regarding Best Actress: Lady Gaga will be nominated for, but my guess is that that award will go to Felicity Jones as Ruth Bader Ginsburg in On the Basis of Sex, because it’s the least Hollywood can do to make a timely, relevant statement about the Court.

“But it was after she was snubbed from the wedding that things really turned sour ...”

“Kelly went on “[Fonda] answered that question in about 40 different forums. It was nothing wrong with me. And she’s answered it in 40 more forums since!”

Sometimes the only choice is a shit sandwich or starvation.

I used to tell my husband to keep smoking, that I couldn’t wait to live by myself. He quit smoking, and I started traveling weekly for work. Overnight 3-4 nights a week in a hotel let’s me live both lives!  Pretending to be single and watching what I want on Netflix is awesome!  

Are you fucking kidding me here? I *wish* I was single most days. There’s nothing like taking three naps on Sunday, staying out as late as I want, and having a pet.

Kelly went on “[Fonda] answered that question in about 40 different forums. It was nothing wrong with me. And she’s answered it in 40 more forums since!”

Every time I see the Obamas:

I wish more single famous women would talk about it. A lot of people in relationships refuse to accept the notion that single people could be as happy as they are. It’s not a contest.