i know you think we all look the same, but that’s not even remotely fan bingbing, that person has a completely different jaw and nose.

I am a guy and have never heard of the Texas Belt Buckle. Similarly, I had never heard the term “Devil’s Triangle” until Brett Kavanaugh’s hearing entered it into the Congressional Record.

On Jezebel, I feel alone loving hip-hop, so thank you for your post.

Cardi probably got both of those expensive items she’s wearing for free. Not saying it’s unheard of for celebrities to go broke, but she’s probably not spending money on much as far as fashion is concerned. She’s more like a billboard than a person to marketing and PR people.

Cardi isn’t managing her money well but nouveau riche is the dumbest insult. People are supposed to be ashamed for earning instead of inheriting their money? Wish that shit had died with Louis XVI

The siren song of the challenged narcissist:

“I slaved around the world making clothes for you”

Bieber has foregone a prenuptial agreement in his marriage to that Hailey girl.

I thought she was Tilda Swinton...

Did anyone else scroll down to this without looking closely and think it was a photo from Gwyneth Paltrow’s wedding?

Kanye’s the kind of sophomoric dunce who believes that clinging to a minority opinion makes you a free thinking revolutionary as opposed to overwhelmingly wrong. He thinks he’s friggin’ Copernicus, but Copernicus didn’t think he was too smart to need books.

Also, she was sexually assaulted so she took braggy pictures of herself naked in bed with him and posted them on social media?

What on earth is wrong with a sex tape? It just feels like slut shaming to keep bringing this up.

How could Kanye be bad for the brand of someone who got famous from a sex tape?

Wasn’t aware Alton Brown was ever on the menu (so to speak), but he looks genuinely happy with his new bride. Mazel Tov to him and her, and may their wedding gifts include no unitaskers*.

very confused about asia, was she sexually assaulted by someone underage so she therefore had to pay him off? what.

Asia should have got a tattoo that said “don’t sleep with under age boys” to remind her not to sleep with underage boys.

Ah, it’s the Acceptable Victim Gatekeeper! Only nice and ‘likable’ women are allowed to be victims, right? And being a victim certainly wouldn’t mess with someone’s emotional state. Plus since they’re “whores” of some variety they were asking for it anyway. STFU and take your trashy misogynistic drama with you.

It was pretty good, but needed more rosy cheeked broken capillaries, besotted blinking when backed into a corner and over all denial-riddled defensiveness. Maybe he should’ve workshopped with another handsy dry drunk...like an Affleck, for example.