Another man speaking for her? Well, of course everything’s fine, then! *resumes grooming pack of attack weasels*

What do you do when your country can’t even agree on reality?

I feel like anything shy of South Africa-style Truth & Reconciliation Committees is just going to lead us right back here in another 10-15 years. I no longer things can get better with our current institutions in place.

Eventually, the bubble collapses. At some point, there will be a split so vast that it’s simply impossible to be a good believer and accept the evidence of your own eyes, and they’re either going to snap out of it or go completely insane. In Jonestown, the collapse of the bubble led to mass suicide. In Germany, it led…

If it’s super hot out I do enjoy a nice pilsner. But this brew pub IPA crap needs to stop. Like about 5 years ago.

Heartbreakingly [??????] long legs

Sharon and Ozzy only fuck on the holidays.

I asked myself what could possibly cause a super model like Gisele to have panic attacks then I realized it must be a Bündchen stuff.

I for one am excited to see a (former) member of the Real Housewives aristocracy stand up to the emperor’s rule.

Although let’s be honest, like most aristocracies, I doubt anyone else will have any courage whatsoever to endanger their own privileges at court.

The coup will be short, and easily put down, I fear. Unlike…

That’s 1970s-Sun-In-from-Woolworth’s-accident blond.

Excuse me if I’m misunderstanding, because the only thing I know about Instagram is that it’s where all the cute dogs hang out, but did Ansel just call his own legs Ronaldo legs and @ed Cristiano Ronaldo? Because whew.

He needs to just open some sort of celebrity dance studio so he could parlay that into a Dance Moms type reality show. Dance Dad. Something like that. Figure your shit out, Federline. 

Yes! I’m more likely to click thru with a teaser line of who it’s about and short commentary. If its vague I dont because I assume its probably not someone I know about.

I agree with you about Argento.

Woman with endless money able to dress herself, applauded at every turn

I covet that outfit. The skirt is incredible. The boots are incredible. The shirt is incredible. I might swap out the scarf for an extra-long necklace, but I think the gold is a nice touch.

Bennett, who has accused Argento of sexually assaulting him when he was 17, which Argento has adamantly denied confirmed in a text to Rain Dove

The thing that irks me the most about celebrities’ instagram is that they post the most inane things and thousands of people “like” it and write inane comments. They can literally post a photo of a piece of toast and get accolades more fitting that pilot who landed his plane in the Hudson a few years ago. It’s all so…

Hi, fellow Jezzies! Please don’t give the Sun clicks. Thanks! <3

For fucks sake, what an endless catty 20 year feud these people have carried on. Honestly, this show and all the drama behind the scenes, has been such a sad commentary on the affluent white woman. It’s nice that they have so much time on their hands for this kind of stupid bullshit.