Legit clicked on that Robin Thicke link because I thought it said perm instead of sperm. Kinda disappointed he doesn’t have a perm.

“....Ok!”

He’s like a more smoldering version of Chris Evans, but I can’t muster up lusty feelings for him out of concern he may share his father’s politics. 

Bobby- “Alcohol Addition?”

Also, who is Prince Charles Opens a New Window? Sounds like a new age synth duet.

You never, ever in your life call Elton John: whats his name?? you idiot you.

that forrest wedding is pretty, except fucking bugs

People will need to see psychatrists to unjumble all the mental gymnastics this admin has put us through.

But credibility is credibility.

Yes! I can’t believe this comment isn’t higher up. Those are the worst pants I’ve seen on a dude in a while.

Real talk, though, someone needs to have a sitdown with Joe re: those mom jeans. Or help him figure out what he did to DJ Deeze, because that is a truly unflattering picture. 

honestly tracking my menstrual cycle has been AMAZING for staying one step ahead of this shit. I had never really kept track b/c my BC kept my periods mostly at bay (though I was definitely still cycling) but since coming off BC I’ve been tracking religiously and it’s so nice to have a heads up like “oh! tomorrow I am…

If she just figuratively married him, she would end up saving a lot on legal fees in the breakup. 

Re: Knowing when you meet the one.
Well, I can’t say anything about Grande’s love at first sight moment, but I can say I had one when I first saw my one and only, Mr. UrbanAchiever. A mutual friend had a b&w image of Mr. UA, and showed it to me. And I swear, bells went off in my head. We met a couple of weeks later in…

You just spat bars...

Of the now five versions there are two really excellent ones: the original- original, 1932's “What Price Hollywood” with the captivating Constance Bennett and 1954's “A Star is Born” starring the definitive showstopper Judy Garland. Both were directed by George Cukor.

Also, I love Aretha Franklin’s David Letterman performance of “Rolling in the Deep.” The non-responsive backup singer who was having none of this is Cissy Houston, who only comes alive during the “Ain’t No Moutain High Enough” segue toward the end. The white male musician near Cissy tries to jolly her along somewhat…

Can’t Stop the Feeling! makes me legitimately angry. I can’t stand the calculated attempt to recreate Happy’s kid movie soundtrack success. It’s just so... craven. And on top of that, it’s fucking terrible!

The official title of the song is ... Baby One More Time because the label worried people would misinterpret the “hit” part.....

You really think Kris thinks she was left out?