Nobody is calling him Jimmy Saville, that man was a literal rapist and the devil incarnate. But it’s not great, and it’s worse because he’s Paul Walker. When it’s some middling dude with no prospects who winds up with a 16 year old because they’re impressionable and fall or an older man then while it is creepy and…

Maybe this is just me speaking for myself, but I think dating someone less than half your age is intrinsically creepy.

So bobby can draw magnificently, and now song interpretation. Are you holding out on us? Bobby for EGOT.

I applaud Mr. Finger as well. 

also, ew. If he said about her that she gives great blowjobs it would be appalling, so I don’t think she should be saying this either.

Yes but “you had to be there”

’ I told him to his face, ‘Your jeans too tight and your accent funny.’ I didn’t have no [filter.] I was straight outta Memphis.”

ermm… I think it was something like “if you get sexually assaulted, you are weak if you don’t go to the cops. I support women.”

but there are like 20 kids

it does not, sadly, feature my favorite part of the original photo - what i’m going to convince myself is a sex crimes ankle monitor:

When I was about 9, and obsessed with Dynasty, I made up a story that Catherine Oxenberg was a relative of my grandmother. Why? I don’t know. Still feel guilty about it, but kind of proud of how niche my lie was.

Here’s Margot Robbie as Sharon Tate

No love for new Robyn!? It’s the first single off her first new album in eight years and I am HERE. FOR. IT.

Berk entered a sushi restaurant at 12:18 a.m. and suddenly became involved in a “verbal/hamburger throwing incident,” according to an arrest report.

No idea who that is, but it certainly makes one wonder: Where has Pamela Sue Martin been lately?

I have no idea, it’s just the big bang theory, why is that misogynist garbage still on? Does Chuck Lorre have black mail material on everyone?

I think that she probably did punch him in the face but also that he deserved it 150% and I am totally on board with her paying zero legal consequences.

Oh, that’s my favorite time to do my nails! I paint them, apply a quick-dry coat, and retire a la Wednesday Addams. By the time I make my first in-sleep movements, they’re already dry. Viola!