I mean, I knew my dad was an engineer and I was really confused as to why we never went to see his train until I was 6 or so.

Can I borrow a couple of bucks? 

$130,000.

Me, too!

Did Putin show an ID when he bought Trump?

I really don’t want to be reading about her Greek nightclub/money laundering front in 15yrs.

At 14 I was dumped via a note passed in class, several people read it before it got to me and I was mortified. I cannot even imagine how she’s handling all this at such a young and vulnerable age. I hope has a very good therapist, she seems very sweet and smart and I really don’t want to be reading about her Greek…

I believe you, but once in college I had to explain to a friend that porn was people actually having sex with one another, not just pretending, which she thought wasn’t how it worked, because, “That’s illegal!”

It makes me incredibly sad that any fourteen year old feels the need to put out an official statement about their very confused emotional life. 

I haven’t seen Mother!, but I can guarantee that Mother starring Debbie Reynolds is better.

Unfortunately, the daily fucking mail is not the UK equivalent of the National Enquirer.

Thank you, Thomas Markle, for the reminder that it’s ok that I have minimum contact with my parents, even as they are getting older and in bad health. My dad regularly throws the accusation at me that I just think that I’m better than the rest of the family and that I’m embarrassed by them when that thought has never…

I made her the Duchess she is today. Everything that Meghan is, I made her.”

THE Adirondack? Is there only one now? Goddam 1% have taken everything!

Is it odd that SJP refers to her son with both first and middle name? Also, we can’t wait for change.

I love all three of those actors. How have I never heard of this?!?!

I am so happy for Michelle Williams happiness. I also love that she does everything she can to be a private citizen in her industry for herself and her daughter. I adore how she describes their relationship. All the best wishes and blessings to them.

Did someone say Secret Ceremony?

I love the phrase “secret ceremony”. I know it just means that they kept it private, but it makes me think of a shadowy rite involving candles, black robes, ominous chanting, and a surprising amount of blood.

but has anyone seen Gideon Yago.