Muriel’s Wedding!

I’m trying to get sober right now. (It’s very, very new. Like, a couple days. Like, this is the first time I’m talking about it, online or IRL.) It sucks, and I admire Demi Lovato’s years of sobriety, of course, but also her honesty about her recent relapse. I hope she recovers from her OD and makes her way back to…

The top is lovely, but the jeans are too mumsy and the shoes are uglier than homemade soup.

To this day, the best movie to feature Abba songs is “The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert”.

Her absence was noticeable because every! other! line! of! dialogue! was whining about her being gone - although she’d theoretically been gone more than a year. Interestingly, Pierce Brosnan had the film’s singular moment of believable acting when discussing her death (Brosnan in real life, having lost both his first w…

What killed her? The good sense to not be in this dreadful sequel.

Cheated. Sabotaged his sobriety. Emotionally abused him. Cost him work. Mocked Michael Jackson. Gave him a marriage ultimatum. Led him on about getting married. Joined a competing satirical Velvet Underground tribute bound and sniped all the potential Pizza Underground mitzvah and wedding jobs. Greeted him only by…

“I was writing about this show and doing research at the same time. We go on Tinder and probably swiped on everybody in Los Angeles. We were not even looking, just swiping. I had 252 matches that night, and 400 the next day. So I was going through them all, and one of them had a really cute message. And I said, ‘Oh,…

It just occurred to me that there are (young) people who have no idea who Jesse Camp is. People possibly commenting on this site! Hell, I’m not “old” per se, but even that “competition” was past my MTV prime.

Would it not have been better served for Chipotle to send these coupons to a womens/homeless shelter? I love me some Cardi B, but I’m guessing she can buy her own damn burrito.

Nonono, what I meant was...

I just want to say that I don’t have any idea who Pete Davidson is but as a fan of Classic Doctor Who I do a really weird double-take every time I see his name. My brain is like “THAT’S NOT HOW IT’S SPELL — oh wait.”

I think it is to better camouflage her mostly-white roots.

Maybe they couldn’t fit a proper title, and they are not allowed to just put, “Happy Birthday, Bitch!” as I would to one of my friends?

I think that is one of those weird royal etiquette things, which is a bit of a perplexing minefield.

Your daily reminder that the United States does NOT have a justice system. We have a legal system. And it is callous as fuck. It continues to trample on the dignity of people everywhere. Especially women and minorities.

It makes me mad at everyone else!

Yep. That’s America. At this point, I’d be happy with just having insurance. I no longer have insurance. It’s been 6 months and I’m mentally deteriorating. I miss having insurance and a therapist. 

And it should be “she” in that last sentence, not “her.”

I’ll be damned if I stay with a dude who doesn’t know the names of my pets.