I too embrace nufacism and reject all art that is not a pure, personal reflection of it’s creator. Burn the cinemas!

I remember wanting this one dress so bad because it reminded me of something she wore in the “Only Happy When It Rains” video and my mom crushed my dreams. I came out of the dressing room feeling super cute and my mom responded, “Your butt pulls it up in the back making it short.” I was 13 almost 14. I have never told…

I love her so much and now love her more! My best friend and I saw them (and Blondie) in concert last summer their first time coming to Florida in like over 10+ years. Her voice is still so amazing because unlike a lot of artists she knows proper technique and how to take care of it.

Honestly I think it’s just because she’s been married a few times and each time she changed her name, so it’s like, who even knows her last name anymore?

Don’t feel bad, it’s cheaper and safer than a DUI!

Regina Betty, rather.

Props to anybody still doin’ it.

It’s one for every child he fathered outside of the marriage?

Hot take: most of VB’s rings are gauuuddddyyy. Don’t @ me*.

Male host to male guest:

Avocados and our lust for them are responsible for whole parts of Chile and Peru being dried out and turned into deserts.

Does it feel like confirmation to you? To me it’s more like trying to answer a “when did you stop beating your wife?” sort of question since you also can’t break up if you were never together.

Lori McKenna’s new album also drops at midnight, if you are in the mood for quiet, pretty little songs as complex and nuanced as Kate Chopin short stories.

It has very much negatively impacted my day! Cheers!

I think Sam might be feeding his hungry boyfriend, bird-style.

If that’s what CPR looks like, please. Let me die.

I need to know the story of the girl in the back row. You know, the one wearing a SHARK SUIT on The Bachelor. She’s either crazy or a hero.

and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was promptly ask what lipstick she is wearing. Only serious questions.

Has anyone tried those tofu noodles Tituss recommends? Because they sound right up my alley (GF, low carb) but I don’t know if I want to commit to a 10 bag purchase on the word of one person, even one as wonderful as Tituss. Because, goddamn, zoodles are shit and are NOT pasta.