McConnell and the rest of the goon squad should be kicking Dump to the curb any time now. They’ve got what they want—the tax bill, a loaded SCOTUS, gerrymandering, abortion all but eliminated, and tons of shit smeared, blood soaked money to roll in until they die. They don’t need him any more.

I really like Cardi B. there’s something very genuine and confident about her. I hope it lasts. Celebrity can be very damaging. 

The daughter of one of Hollywood’s most well-known closeted gays, whom he has apparently neglected for the last few years bc of a religion that won’t allow him to live a publicly gay existence, hawking lemonade at a one of the world’s biggest platforms for gay rights? Yeah, I think we can give this one to Katie. 

I took off a half point because BET had a dish that involved hot Cheetos and meatballs.

Ah, geez.

SO DID I. For a brief nanosecond none of this horror had happened, and we were all fresh and unspoiled...

Totally random, but this was a very nice Dirtbag, so here’s another sort of nice, fun story for a summer Friday.

whoa... I think you just wrote Sliding Doors 2

so he swapped his seat for one toward the back

he decided to start writing a memoir on an old typewriter

Our immigration laws are the weakest and worst anywhere in the world,

I’m at a conference in Pittsburgh and I couldn’t attend my morning sessions because I couldn’t stop crying. What happens when it’s too expensive to continue housing them? What are they going to do to these children? How do we safely get them out?

Yes. I’m trying to get a hold of the anxiety that is creeping up on me by researching places I can move to and I just called Senator Gillibrand. I don’t know what else to do at this point.

I love all the emotions that ran across Blue’s face, lol. She was smiling, casually enjoying the show, and then “Oh no, nononono.” The look of disgust that a child witnessing a glimpse of her parents’ sexuality can muster is priceless and always hilarious. The best part is her little head popping up to see if the…