The sexy, sexy gutter.

Getting out of bed was quite the monumental achievement this week. Been feeling the darkness creeping in again & have done my damndest to fight it off. Was ready to let it take me over this morning when I decided that, NO, I am stronger than this & ended up grouting the bathroom floor instead...what a wonderful…

I managed to get *all* the amazon/6pm/zappos crap that needed to go back, shipped the fuck out!

(can I get a Hallelujah?)

Yay I have a solicitation for advice I know will be perfect for jez!

If Anna doesn’t serve much time, it will be interesting and ironic if she does indeed parlay this into fame and fortune.

Deadspin reader here. I understood none of this post, but came here to see if any fools still think no-jumpshot-having Simmons deserves rookie of the year over dunk-on-Lebron breakout Jayson Tatum. So far I feel like I wandered into the wrong room.

Jax is an absolute garbage trash monster. Do not be fooled by his happy face. He is manipulative and generally horrible to his betrothed. Brittany is sweet but willfully naive, having barreled past every red flag that has been waved in her face (including him cheating on her and making it partly her fault, and…

I know that many aren’t really fans here, but I loved Anthony Bourdain. I read his book many years ago and related to him so deeply. A person that also struggled with drugs and depression. This makes me really sad.

That’s a question that I regularly ask myself when it comes to male models: Is it a prerequisite for becoming a male model that you have to look like a complete arsehole?

He’s really not. Compounded by the fact that ‘abandoned his first family’ makes any dude seem about as appealing as Steve Bannon.

“Mom how did you and dad meet?”

Congrats to Hot Felon on his never ending supply of money new baby.

Announces birth most people weren’t even thinking about...asks for people to “respect their privacy.” Sigh...

People can be so tactless in times like this. When my parents died last summer (murder-suicide by my dad), people had the gall to tell me “They just loved each other so much. They went together.” It took everything in me not to say “Did you read the police report, do you know how hard my mother fought to stay here?…

When she died Huffington Post had KATE SPADE DEAD in massive font at the top of the page. I don’t know why, but the callousness struck me. No recognition of her as a person. I’m still disgusted.

This statement made me cry. This man loved her and all the complicated feelings love can entail. He seems so heartbreakingly human and devastated despite them potentially being in the process of ending their marriage. It really stuck me that despite love and success and wealth things can still be so complicated and…

Thank you for following the guidelines for reporting on suicides, specifically by not sharing the method. I really appreciate it, and I know others do too.

Props to Colbert, and also to Tig Notaro for making a point during her segment to acknowledge Monica Lewinsky as a person, not just “that woman.”

But, her handbags!